#YOUTUBE R KELLY NUMBER ONE MOVIE#

Guilty Until Proven Innocent (Jay-Z f/ R.

And also IвЂ™m here to hopefully solicit some empathy from you. I know I was just bragging about how paid I am, but now IвЂ™m here to remind you that money canвЂ™t bring my friend back to life. Songs that feature singing children typically make me want to punt kittens, but I can appreciate R.вЂ™s message here. Bigs and that the trouble in your relationship stems from financial issues and start being like, вЂњOh, BTW - I totally recognize how crazy rich and famous I am, hereвЂ™s a song about my good fortune and manufactured modesty to prove it.вЂќ 7. Did You Ever Think (f/ Nas)ДЄnd finally, the first iteration of the Kelly we know and love today emerges from the shrouds of softness with вЂњDid You Ever Think.вЂќ After all, once you win a bunch of Grammys and have a crossover single with Celine Dion, itвЂ™s time to quit pretending you really needed that job with Mr. вЂњI supported you through law school and now that I got laid off youвЂ™re all WHATEVERвЂќ and вЂњGirl, I was a dad to your bastard child and this is the thanks I get?вЂќ What a perfect illustration of He Said, She Said. Which is actually more like the bourgeois, Grammy-gifting side in this instance. This duet, following IBICF and вЂњGotham CityвЂќ had me worried weвЂ™d lost R. Pretty sure this was the most WTF partnership of 1998 - and thatвЂ™s pretty impressive, considering Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra were the competition. I could probably shed a tear listening to it right now, if I werenвЂ™t dead inside. I want to make fun of the Space Jam anthem, but I remember feeling genuinely inspired and comforted by this song as a 5th grader. IBICF is the perfect graduation/ вЂњIвЂ™m having an emotional, puberty-induced MOMENT right nowвЂќ song. (Speaking of the remix - youвЂ™re gonna go call her breasts Tig OlвЂ™ Bitties during a serious dialogue like that? Bold.) 3. All of these grim hospital scenes are giving me agita. DONвЂ™T GO IN THERE HER! YOU STUPID? YOU STUPID.вЂќ And then the remix - didnвЂ™t you learn your lesson? I mean, youвЂ™re in a wheelchair.

#YOUTUBE R KELLY NUMBER ONE MOVIE#

This song gave me horror movie brain when I was a kid every time I heard it I was like, вЂњNOOOOOO. But whatever! As one of the original booty jams, itвЂ™s scientifically imperative that вЂњBump NвЂ™ GrindвЂќ be grandfathered into any R.

It basically sounds like someone put Jodeci and Muscle Milk in a blender, sprinkled some 1994 on top and served it chilled. вЂњBump NвЂ™ GrindвЂќ put Kelly on the map, even though the tune wasnвЂ™t all that distinctive. ( Note: Some songs listed *technically* belong to other artists, but would only be like, 25% of the song they are today were it not for him blessing them with his golden voice. NowвЂ™s a good a time as any to brush up on the eclectic, puzzling, oft-straight-up-questionable catalog of Kelz. His eleventh studio album, Write Me Back, is due next month (and I mean thatвЂ™s fantastic because this homage was happening either way at least now it can happen under the guise of relevance). The man has a gift for making even the most inept dancer morph into a Hype Williams video extra.

Kelly: that heвЂ™s a sexual deviant who illegally marries and pees on underage girls, that вЂњTrapped in the ClosetвЂќ is the mark of an insane person or what have you, but the fact is that every time I hear вЂњThoia ThoingвЂќ I start dancing like one of those battery-operated cymbal-playing monkeys, complete with unblinking eyes and chattering teeth.

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